While I’m at it… here’s something else that pisses me off.
Janice can run faster than I can.
How did this happen? We’ve both been running forever… and I don’t think she is slowing down… so that must mean that I am slowing down.
This time of year, we run around an inside track. She laps me very quickly. I’m usually running around about the same speed as the gals in the Old Fat Ladies Club.
I’d really like to speed it up, but I’m afraid I’ll have a freakin’ heart attack!
Archive for November, 2007
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As I already mentioned, something quite weird happened over at MichaelVerdi.com.
Then, I decided to put a paper bag over my head, so people wouldn’t be able to look at me.
Remember the Headless Man from last Halloween?
These are the same people… no, really… they really are.
He changed his pants, but it’s Him… the same, exact guy!
Oh, MY GOD!
I’m putting new strings on my mandolin… I’m beginning to wonder if the Fat Lady is getting ready to sing, or something. Hope we are in the same Key. I might even sing some harmony… better Warm Up the old vocal cords…
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Something went very wrong over at MichaelVerdi.com.
The Internet is freaking me out.
No wait… the world is freaking me out.
Starting tomorrow morning, I’m going to put a paper bag over my head
before I leave the house. This way, no one will see my face.
No wait… I’m going to leave this bag over my head all of the time.
This way, I won’t have to see my face.
I am going to wear it to bed. This way, God won’t have to see my face.
Maybe the world will be a better place, when people can’t look at me.
Total “non-communication”… this must be The Solution. At least in this
day and age, it won’t be difficult to implement. People stopping “looking” at each other years ago…
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This kite would fly like crap. Trust me.
I have heard this comment too many times… that “anything” will fly if
you attach 4 lines to it. When I first started making and flying
quad-line kites, the comment pissed me off. Eventually, I just laughed
when I heard it, and I’ve been laughing ever since (although it really
isn’t that funny). IMHO, the comment is an attempt at undermining the
talents of the quad-line kiteflier as well as the quad-line kitemaker.
AAMOF, although many shapes can be successfully quad-lined, there is a
“formula” to designing them to fly well, instead of just being able to
“get them into the air”.
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I’m almost set up.
Janice made me tear down the wallpaper behind the computer monitors.
Janice, Janice, Janice… my whole world revolves around Janice, these days… but, hey, she works her butt off, and I guess if you work that hard, you deserve to have the fickin’ wallpaper torn down, if that’s what you want. Anything else I can do for you, honey? (Please don’t answer that.)
Is everybody on MySpace, or what? How weird. If you need a banjo player these days, you go look on MySpace, I guess. There used to be one in every bar in town, but I guess when you quit drinking, you go to MySpace or something… who knows…
Anyway… I’ve got my digital music studio put together. You can see it sitting on my desk, and the second image (below) is a close-up view of it. Yes, that is actually me talking… (test, test…)
I’m going to have to seriously watch the levels with that new microphone sticking in my face. That thing looks hotter than a bikini in a clothes drier (I think you are supposed to hang-dry bikinis).
In case you are wondering what is on my left monitor, I shot straight down at my cup of coffee on my desk. Yes, you are looking at my coffee…
Writers on strike? I don’t have no stinkin’ writers…
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